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Dark chocolate dipped Cinnamon Altoids have to be one of the Best Things Ever.
And all I'm saying about Big Foot, pie crusts, and the empty pie slice space is that I had absolutely nothing to do with it. Really.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
gwendolyngrace did it all by her lonesome. Yup. That is my story, and I am sticking to it.
I certainly never mentioned the fact that Humanity has been encroaching on Big Foot territory, or that Humanity only left Big Foot just a tiny sliver of pie crust - without even any filling. And that Humanity, greedy bastard that it is, wants to do Big Foot out of every sorry little crumb of it's piece of the pie (no matter how small and crumbling and filling-less it is), and that of course there is more evidence that Big Foot is around and trying to live, even with the dwindling birth rate of baby Big Foots. Humanity keeps making shopping malls out of Big Foot territory.
Damn Humanity, anyway.
And all I'm saying about Big Foot, pie crusts, and the empty pie slice space is that I had absolutely nothing to do with it. Really.
gwendolyngrace did it all by her lonesome. Yup. That is my story, and I am sticking to it. I certainly never mentioned the fact that Humanity has been encroaching on Big Foot territory, or that Humanity only left Big Foot just a tiny sliver of pie crust - without even any filling. And that Humanity, greedy bastard that it is, wants to do Big Foot out of every sorry little crumb of it's piece of the pie (no matter how small and crumbling and filling-less it is), and that of course there is more evidence that Big Foot is around and trying to live, even with the dwindling birth rate of baby Big Foots. Humanity keeps making shopping malls out of Big Foot territory.
Damn Humanity, anyway.
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Srsly? You expect anyone to believe that YOU DIDN'T START IT?
Huh.
Maybe, if they don't know you like I do....
Trouble, you are. Powerful tendency toward silliness, you have. Talk like Yoda, I do.
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Poor Big Foot, baked in a pie crust. Like blackbirds. I wonder how many Big Foot you *can* bake in a pie? Is it like cake? Maybe a Data-cake? Is my geek showing?
Oh! Yoda-speak we can do... lemme see:
Sad it is! Big Foot exterminated is being! Silly I am not!
*thhhhwwwwppppp*
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Me, Big Foot scares me, so I imagine I make a "mud" pie for the big things if I were to inadvertantly run into one. Still pie, right? *snort*
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Big Foot FTW!
And seeing how shy Mr and Mrs Big Foot have been (not to mention any wee Big Foots) I don't think they should scare you. And while the wee ones may wish to play with you and your mud pies, I would recommend against eating them!
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