Putting together pre-fab furniture is like sex...

Was at Gwen's helping her put together a vinyl covered wardrobe thing she rescued from her mom's house (read it was free). She had attempted to put it together this weekend, but realized part way through that when it was created and packed they hadn't included the right center pieces, but had packed six corner pieces instead.

I took my tools with me and we made two of the corner pieces into the two center support pieces by drilling through the heavy plastic, and carving the excess away with a knife.

Girls with tools. We made it work.

But the instructions for this thing was like porn. All male ends and female ends - and inserting the male end into the notched opening of the female end through the center support. And you finished it off by fitting (carefully) the vinyl condom - sorry, cover - over the top.

So. You can write the instructions for putting together flat pack furniture or smut. One and the same.